Sunday, October 2, 2011

Good, but no cigar....


Today, I went to my favorite amusement park and was given a slightly better search this time around.  However, I'm sad to report it was still very cursory in nature and the searcher again missed the biggest pocket.  The most disheartening experience was after the search was completed.  During his initial search, he opened the large pocket in the middle, frisked the rear (smart move because it is slightly padded), and actually reached inside the bag.  Besides missing the pocket in the rear, I had no issues with this search.  Then, it happened.  As I was walking away, he asked to search the bag again.  Could it be because he could sense my displeasure with him missing the large rear pocket or was it the message I sent the park via Twitter regarding the previous search with a photo of the bag?  Who knows.  I was very delighted to see him search again.  I figured this was going to be their chance at redemption.  Nope.  Missed the pocket completely.  Have no fear, Lone Bag Searcher Dude.  I will be posting a how-to video on how to properly conduct a bag search while being extremely thorough and expedient.  I know it sounds improbable but trust me.....

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