Well, folks. It's that time of year when our favorite little jihadis decide to engage me on Twitter. Our contest is always one-sided and really quite funny. For a bunch of murdering, raping, degenerates they do a hell of a job of setting up a great punch line. I'll stop teasing and let you see for yourself. Ding ding!
Daaamn son. .@hsmpress_ Got 99 problems & revenue streams is ONE. moneyjihad.wordpress.com/2013/04/29/ter…
— Scriven King (@scrivenlking) April 29, 2013
.@hsmpress_ I never underestimated your "wealth". I believe that was the work of others. People will donate money for any evil.
— Scriven King (@scrivenlking) April 30, 2013
.@hsmpress_ Moreover, I'm never "shocked" by your actions. Though I am "impressed" you're still chasing an American HVT. How is Omar?
— Scriven King (@scrivenlking) April 30, 2013
@scrivenlking Amriki has imported that Yankee superiority mantra into #Somalia & he can't understand why locals are resisting him.
— HSM Press Office (@HSMPress_) April 30, 2013
.@hsmpress_ Speaking of superiority issues, how's that participating in democratic governments working out for you?
— Scriven King (@scrivenlking) April 30, 2013
.@hsmpress_ Seriously. How hard is it to catch a white guy who Tweets in Somalia? $70M in revenue & you can't catch a nerd w/ a beard? Sigh.
— Scriven King (@scrivenlking) April 30, 2013
.@hsmpress_ Speaking of Kenya, how's that going for you? Great parade they did for you guys. Hearts and minds, right?
— Scriven King (@scrivenlking) April 30, 2013
.@hsmpress_ At least you guys have Mogadishu. No? Oh, touchy subject. Well at least you have the other cities. No? 99 problems, huh?
— Scriven King (@scrivenlking) April 30, 2013
.@hsmpress_ You're on my mind. youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9j…
— Scriven King (@scrivenlking) May 1, 2013
